It is always with renewed enthusiasm that we celebrate Brain Awareness Week every March. In recent decades, neuroscience has made extraordinary progress, allowing us to observe and model the human brain in action. However, this has also led to the proliferation of 'neuro-business'—the misuse of scientific terms like 'dopamine' or 'neuroplasticity' to sell unproven coaching methods, motivational packages, and quick-fix solutions for complex mental health issues. The author warns against these 'neuro-experts' who lack rigorous scientific training and emphasizes that true scientific advancement requires years of study, clinical trials, and critical thinking, rather than weekend certifications.