The article discusses the debate surrounding whether autonomous AI agents should be granted legal personality. While some argue this could clarify liability and reward structures, the author warns against the 'android fallacy'—the tendency to attribute human qualities to machines—and highlights the risk that corporations might use such status to evade legal responsibility. The text concludes that, for now, AI should remain classified as a tool or product, with liability resting on human creators and users, while cautioning that granting legal status to AI could have profound, potentially dangerous implications for global financial systems and human dominance.